Never buy a pillow with a “Lifetime Warranty”

From Dave U: 

So I’m always seeking the perfect pillow. I was at Bed Bath & Beyond and found what seemed ideal, and it even boasted a lifetime warranty. Pillow was firm, yet soft… supportive yet supple. Then I got it home and it was like sleeping on a marshmallow. I spent a week thinking I could break it in, but no…. I’ve since beaten it, washed it, jumped on it, flattened it, beaten it again. The pillow lives on in all it’s marshmallow-y puffiness. I do, however, fully believe in their warrant, but I’ve come to realize that they’re only able to offer it by making their pillows out of a material more suitable for highway safety impact barriers.

No Racoon at All

A Lesson Learned by Katherine Mollman Waters: Trading in your Clunker for a new car. 1.) Do not disclose the following…Your son hit a raccoon driving 70 miles an hour taking out a part of the bumper, but leaving part of the raccoon when he was 16. 2.) Do not mention the slipping transmission. The reason you are not driving the said car today is because you live on a very, very steep hill and the snow and ice has not been cleared yet. 3.) Do not mention the years it was used as a traveling junk food, i.e, dead fry dispenser.4.) Wave your latest insurance card at them so they know someone thinks it is still drive worthy.5.) Do your research on line so you have the exact car and dealership already in your sights. Offer cash, and make sure it is a one owner car, low mileage and bring someone with you that knows the new car inside the engine and out! I just traded my 2000 Mitsubishi Eclipse Gt for a 2004 325I BMW in great condition, with low mileage! Yeah! Oh, and I am parking at the top of the hill till my driveway defrosts.