9:15 AM I am so happy that I made it to yoga class. I love my yoga studio. Wow, there are only three other women here. Well, it is a Thursday. They all look kind of buff. Oh well, if I’ve learned anything from a two decades of yoga, it should be to do my own thing and not compare myself to others.
9:20 AM Start with some downward facing dogs. That’s cool. And a bunch of planks. Wait, you want me to do “reps” here? I don’t know if I’ve ever even heard the word “rep” at yoga before. I like this teacher, her instructions are clear, but why isn’t she doing this along with us?
9:25 AM I take that back. This teacher is way too focused on “core” routines. When I leave, I’m checking the schedule. I know there is variation in different teachers’ ideas of “Hatha Yoga” but this feels more like a Core class! OK now I get why she’s not doing this with us, she’s seven months pregnant! But from now on I’m making sure someone else is teaching Hatha before I show up.
9:30 AM More “reps”?????? Are you kidding me. This whole thing could be a core class. This is so hard!!!
9:35 AM Wait…
9:40 AM OMG Is this a Core class? Isn’t the schedule 9:15 every day Hatha Yoga? I know it is on Friday and Saturday and Sunday. It must be a different class on Thursdays!
9:45 AM Well Jane, enjoy your Core class! It’s hard, but it’s good! It’s just not Yoga
9:50 AM If I live through this, I am going to write a post for JanesLessonsLearned and say that today I learned to CHECK THE SCHEDULE!!!