Never buy a pillow with a “Lifetime Warranty”

From Dave U: 

So I’m always seeking the perfect pillow. I was at Bed Bath & Beyond and found what seemed ideal, and it even boasted a lifetime warranty. Pillow was firm, yet soft… supportive yet supple. Then I got it home and it was like sleeping on a marshmallow. I spent a week thinking I could break it in, but no…. I’ve since beaten it, washed it, jumped on it, flattened it, beaten it again. The pillow lives on in all it’s marshmallow-y puffiness. I do, however, fully believe in their warrant, but I’ve come to realize that they’re only able to offer it by making their pillows out of a material more suitable for highway safety impact barriers.