I learned that not everyone thinks I’m funny.
So the dentist (the actual dentist himself) called to say he was running late and needed to change an appointment to 2:30 and I said “Oh my sister would love that! She says the dentist’s favorite time is two thirty! Get it? Tooth hurty!” and the guy did not seem in the least amused. He actually sounded kind of confused, as a matter of fact.
Oh well. I was amused. And she will be, too!