I have learned that Facebook is not the forum for posting cryptic obscure status updates.
I wrote “Nothing’s broken” because that’s what came into my head to describe this delicious state of everything working and peaceful in my life: no crisis, nothing to fix. To me it was reminiscent of my mom’s Yiddish-rooted “Nothing hurts me”.
But no, this was not a good idea. I got worried comments and even a concerned phone call! For some, this sounded like I had been in an accident, or maybe someone else had.
So I learned to be more careful with what I post. Or at least less obscure.