I have learned that if my hairdresser gets carried away in a very emotional story, I may end up with bangs that are way too short.
Many years ago, I cut hair too. The people whose hair I cut, and who will forever live with those school photos, may say that this is some kind of cosmic payback. Watch the space below for that answer.
Jane's Lessons Learned 
I am still looking for the right therapist to help me recover from being called “Charlie Brown” on the school bus. When I find her, you’re paying for it.
I guess I should count my lucky stars that you never came near me with scissors 🙂
I thought your kids looked cute with their bowl-heads.
Oh, you did a good enough job. Hey, both of your kids are independent (ish) and employed – you must have done something right!